"Sede Vacante" - JOB VACANCY - NEW POPE NEEDED IN ROME

“Sede Vacante” Job Opening: New Pope Position -  Perhaps Today’s the Day we’ll have a new Pope!

A Brief Report, An Offer of a “FREE” Tangible Token of Humility, and A Request for Prayers and Hope.

    First, let’s all hope and pray a Progressive New Pope is selected.

Pope Francis Pectoral Cross

Second, “FREE Tangible Token of Humility.” Honoring Pope Francis I, I am sending large unpainted Pectoral Crosses of Pope Francis to everyone who orders, until the very moment when the new Pope is announced. So, you may want to order quickly! I don’t know anything but my hunch is the new Pope will be selected within 3 days. However, it might  be 3 years!

      So,  I’ll need to write quickly and get this Newsletter to you without further delay. Although I usually wake up early, Europe is ahead of our time zone, and it is already afternoon there. Those Cardinals could be voting right now! 

      The Cardinals are all together now in the place Pope Francis called home, Casa Santa Marta. They have no laptops, no phones, no Play Station or TikTok. Books?  Books, they might have! They – some call the Cardinals the “Princes of Church” - will be meeting and greeting each other and then electing their leader, the new Pope.

What will happen? After the Cardinals, one by one, go vote, and it’s a very slow process because it supposedly very ostentatious and reverential.  Each Cardinal practically gets a drawn out Ceremony as he casts his ballot. If I were a Cardinal, I’d bring a book for sure. One of the Cardinals from America, Cardinal Joseph Tobin, said he's bringing a book about Michelangelo. "HOPE," by Pope Francis I is another choice.

     After the votes come in and have 2/3 in favor of one Cardinal, he’s elected Pope. Then there’s more pomp and circumstances where the newly elected Pope is asked, “Would you like to be the Pope?” Of course he will say “Yes,” maybe in English, or French, "Oui!" or "Si," in Italian, "Ita Vero, In Latin, etc....

      Then, it’s like a new little supreme Catholic baby is born and on board. What is the name of this New Pope? He tells everyone on the spot. Maybe he already knows, maybe he listened for a sign, maybe he just blurts something “out of the blue.” And perhaps then says he will be known as Pope “Mark Wahlberg” Or whatever other name he conjures. Pope Henry Cavill? Pope Bruce Springsteen? Pope Roger Staubach? All of these people are famous Roman Catholics ....